Read on to enjoy some funny/corny Disney jokes to make your day a little brighter…
Why did Mickey Mouse go into space?
Because he wanted to find Pluto!
Why does Tigger always smell?
Because he's always playing with Pooh!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he can Neverland!
Why does Alice ask so many questions?
Because she's in wonderland!
Why was Cinderella terrible at soccer?
Because she was always running away from the ball.
How much does it cost a pirate to have his ears pierced?
A buck an ear!
What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive?
A Toy-Yoda
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will Let it Go!
What does Ariel like on her toast?
Mermalade!
What does Mickey Mouse use to browse the Web?
An iPad Minnie!
Why didn't Anna & Elsa's parents teach them the whole alphabet?
Because they got lost at C.
What did Mickey say when Minnie asked him if he was listening?
"I'm all ears!"
What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?
Wendy's
What does Olaf eat for lunch?
Icebergers
Why did Jasmine go to the fruit stand in the Marketplace?
She was looking for a date.
What is Grumpy's favorite fruit?
Sour Grapes
If cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
In the Lion King, what was Scar’s name before he got the scar?
What was Captain Hook’s name when he had two hands?